Jared: *looking at the worlds ugliest Christmas tree* It says 99 bucks on there I wouldn't pay $20 for that!
Shannon: *a few seconds later to the woman who is selling the tree* How much do you think?
Jared: Alright, we'll take it.
paula-funghoul: Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become your character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny. -Jared Leto.
What they say: I like Muse
What I hear: I worship every single bandmember and their families and pets and I cry every night because perfection and I know every single song and my life mission is to see them live
What they meant: Uprising is a cool song
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
littlelisaloonytunes: pleasefuckmejaredleto: buddhaforemma: shannonletosexualfrustration: silence-was-unbroken: mymarsrevolution: COKE- ICEBREAKER (full 2:00 minutes theatrical release) Damn,first i reblog the 30sec,then 1 min and now this 2 min..is there a movie for this commercial? haha omg was it 60 years ago What the actual fuck. I CANT EVEN HAHAHA what the fuck did i...